Thursday, October 30, 2014

Funny, Clean Halloween Jokes

Dog with knife

  • What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? 
    Lots of blood tests!
  • Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? 
    Because he was having a coffin fit.
  • What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? 
    I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
  • Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' 
    Cos everyone was a goblin.
  • Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? 
    It was a stake sandwich.
  • Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
    A bloodhound.
  • What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
    A dead ringer.
  • What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? 
    Spare ribs!
  • Who was the most famous French skeleton?
    Napoleon bone-apart.
  • Who won the skeleton beauty contest? 
    No body.
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