Funny, Clean Halloween Jokes

• What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? 
  Lots of blood tests!
• Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? 
  Because he was having a coffin fit.
• What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? 
  I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
• Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' 
  Cos everyone was a goblin.
• Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? 
  It was a stake sandwich.
• Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
  A bloodhound.
• What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
  A dead ringer.
• What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? 
  Spare ribs!
• Who was the most famous French skeleton?
  Napoleon bone-apart.
• Who won the skeleton beauty contest? 
  No body.