Goodbye 2023 ~~~ HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024

 

• Where can you find the comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for the punchline.
• Not to brag, but I already have a date for the New Year’s Eve party. It’s December 31st.
• What New Year's resolution should basketball players never make? To travel more.
• What's something people should never eat on New Year's Eve? Fire crackers.
• What happened to the person who stole a calendar on New Year's? Well, they got 12 months.
• What's a New Year's resolution? It's something that goes in one year and out the other.
• Why was 2023 such a blur? Your resolution must have been too low.
• What do you say to a cow on January 1? Happy Moo Year!
• Why should you have your left foot in the air on New Year's Eve? To make sure you start 2024 on the right one!
• Where do herbs celebrate New Year's? At Thyme's Square.
• What did Adam say to Eve on December 31? It's New Year's, Eve!
• Why do you need a jeweler on December 31? To ring in the New Year.
• Why should you never make fireworks angry on New Year's Eve? You might just set them off!
• What's the one type of pain that you'll enjoy on New Year's? Cham-pain!
• What does the little champagne bottle call the big champagne bottle? Pop!
• Why should you always pace yourself on New Year's? So you don't make any pour decisions!
• Celebrating New Year's has many pros, but what's the biggest con? The con-fetti!
• What should you say to a New Year's performer? Don't drop the ball!
• My New Year's Day resolution is to have my cup half full... of coffee.

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• Where do herbs celebrate New Year's? At Thyme's Square.
• What did Adam say to Eve on December 31? It's New Year's, Eve!
• Why do you need a jeweler on December 31? To ring in the New Year.
• Why should you never make fireworks angry on New Year's Eve? You might just set them off!
• What's the one type of pain that you'll enjoy on New Year's? Cham-pain!
• What does the little champagne bottle call the big champagne bottle? Pop!
• Why should you always pace yourself on New Year's? So you don't make any pour decisions!
• Celebrating New Year's has many pros, but what's the biggest con? The con-fetti!
• What should you say to a New Year's performer? Don't drop the ball!
• My New Year's Day resolution is to have my cup half full... of coffee.