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This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it  ~ submitted by David R. Gunderson 1962: Long hair   2012: Longing for hair 1962: KEG  2012: EKG  1962: Acid rock  2012: Acid reflux  1962: Moving to California because it's cool  2012: Moving to Arizona because it's warm  1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor  2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor  1962: Seeds and stems 2012: Roughage  1962: Hoping for a BMW 2012: Hoping for a BM  1962: Going to a new, hip joint 2012: Receiving a new hip joint  1962: Rolling Stones  2012: Kidney Stones  1962: Screw the system 2012: Upgrade the system  1972: Disco 2012: Costco  1962: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2012: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1962: Passing the drivers' test 2012: Passing the vision test  1962: Whatever  2012: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the Mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1993.  They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.  Their lifetime has always included AIDS.  Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.  They have always had an answering machine..  They have always had cable.  They cannot fathom not having a remote control..  Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.  Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.  They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."  They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.  They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.  Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading..  So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!! -